See the embarrassingly crude feature that started it all. The reviews are in! You won't be able to look away from this "a pile of putrescence"; it's like "watching a car crash." Join the dozens of online bloggers who agree they "don't even know where to start with this steaming piece of s**t!" What are you waiting for?

Unexplained whats-its inside an old building give a gaggle of gullibles the heebie-jeebies in HAMPSHIRE. You've been warned...no, seriously.